Luigi The Actor

My new friend Putnam Pig asked Luigi to play a part in his newest video.  Go check it out. Luigi posted it on his website.

Feel free to leave comments. Just make no mention of Text Imps. I try to keep it hidden from my family and others who like to pry into my life via my blogs. That’s also why I use nicknames for all of my family. Not because I’m worried about kidnappers & stuff like that. But because I don’t want someone to search for my kids’ names and find me.

Anyways……. please go visit him & check out Batpig and Robin. I’m sure it would thrill him to no end to come home to a bunch of comments from all of my wonderful friends. *hint hint* =D

Novocaine For The Soul

I learned a couple of things this past Thursday. First of all, my body doesn’t react to novocaine like a normal person’s body would. *breaks out into song* Novocaine…. for the soul…. before I sputter out.

The dentist gave me one round of shots which included about 5 different insertions of the needle. He left me there to drool on myself and came back about 5 minutes later. “Is it numb?” “Eh… kinda.” “Open… can you feel this?” “No…” “How bout th…” “Ahhh!!!” “Okay, let me numb you up a little more.”

2 or 3 shots and 5 minutes later and we went through the whole thing again.

3rd time’s the charm right? Nope…. it aint…

4 times? How about 4 times? nooooop.

The fifth time, he was apparently done screwing around. He got out a 20 foot long needle, jammed it into the back of my mouth and out of instinct, my right leg flew up through the air and almost kicked him in the head.

This one did the trick. I was suddenly numb from my shoulder to the top of my head. My bottom lip was laying in my lap, my tongue was hanging out like a dog in the hot sun and my nose had swollen to 10 times its size. Or at least…that’s what my face felt like.

While he was gone, doing whatever it is that dentists do while they’re gone, my body started shaking violently. The doctor came back in and told me that the shakes I was feeling were due to the numbing agents. I told him “oh I us ought I us cold” and then I wiped my mouth.

He pulled the tooth and led me out to the receptionist where I paid my bill and tried to sign my name. That was almost an impossible task because I was shaking so hard. When I tried to give my debit card to the woman, I looked like a 2 year old playing keep away. “You can’t have it. Try to get it. You can’t catch it.” LOL Then, signing my name?? Ha!!!

Went out to my car and it took me a good 2 minutes to get the key into the lock. Another minute to get the key into the ignition. I drove about 5 miles to Wally World and by the time I got there. I had stopped shaking. It might’ve had something to do with the fact that I set the heater to 90 degrees. But I’m not sure.

Here’s where I should explain that I’m normally a decently happy person. If you and I make eye contact, I’m 99% guaranteed to smile at you. Having a smile on my face just makes me feel better. Well… with half of my face numb, I wasn’t doing a whole lot of smiling. I was actually trying to avoid it because, well, I looked like a freak. LOL

At one point, there was a woman coming towards me with a cart. We were doing the shopping cart dance where we’d each go to the same side and then turn back to the other side trying to avoid each other. This would usually cause me to laugh, and I was laughing, only it was just on the inside.

What the woman saw was some ticked off looking freak of a woman, barrelling at her with a shopping cart, obviously ready for a good game of shopping cart chicken. I could see the look on her face change from being a little giggly to “I will not be defeated!!!!!”

I pulled my cart over to the side and let her pass me. She pushed her cart by as though she’d just won the gold medal in the House Wife Olympics.

Tomorrow…. Walmart Field Trips For Rich Kids

But for now… please enjoy Novocaine For The Soul by Eels.

It’s Fabulous I Tell Ya

Guess what I got… No guess. Seriously! Just guess! Come on… you’re no fun. GUESS!!!

Fine. I’ll just tell you. I got…….. my very own……. my very first…….. Blog Award!! That’s right! I’m the proud new owner of some Blog Bling blaby. I mean baby.

To mark this special occasion, I have created a video for your viewing pleasure. (sound not required)

That’s right. On Monday, Ginny Marie from Lemon Drop Pie gave me this award, along with a huge compliment on my commenting skilz. The reason it has taken me so long to post this is, I have to come up with 5 things that I’m “into” right now. Seriously people! I have no life!! Playing with my kids, being mom & wife and sitting here on my butt. That’s all I do, day after day… after day….. after long long day.

So, let’s see what kinda smoke I can blow up yer butt that’ll pass for a decent list. LOL

1. My family. I know that’s sort of a generic answer, but, really!!! that’s where 99% of my time and energy is spent.

2. Themes & Templates. I have a huge obsession with designing websites. Right now, I have 4 or 5 ideas that I’m working on for this particular site. Who knows how many times it will change before I decide on one I’m happy with.

3. Websites - I currently have 7 domains registered (plus this Blogger blog) and every single site needs maintenance!

4. Text Imps - This one sort of goes with #3 but it’s my biggest project right now.

5. Meeting new bloggers - I love meeting new people online. As I’ve already stated, I have no real life, so meeting people online is as close to making new friends as I’m gonna get. But, that’s okay by me. Some of my closest friends are people I met online. Later tonight, I need to download Trillian and make more IDs so that people can contact me by instant messenger if they’d like to.

So there ya have it. Family & Internet. Yeah, I’m boring. I know…

And now, here are the people that I’ve chosen to pass this award on to. My choices should come as no surprise to you because you DID watch that video up there, right?

1. Stacie @ Stacie’s Madness
2. Gina @ My very last nerve
3. Heather @ Riding the Short Bus
4. Texan Mama @ Who Put Me In Charge Of These People???
5. Mr & Mrs Nurse Boy @ Poop on Jelly

I think this is the part where I’m suppose to say “Do what you want with the award. Pass it on, don’t pass it on, write about 5 things you’re into…. or don’t… whatever.” =D

THANKS AGAIN GINNY MARIE