I Think I Peed A Little
June 19, 2009 by Chris
Filed under Daily Life, LMAO, Television
It’s hot & I’m super tired from cleaning. We’ve been doing some more work on our house and it’s just beating me down. Nothing like saying “I’m gonna go clean the bedroom… just as soon as I find the shovel and get the wheelbarrow in the house.”
So I’m gonna be lazy today and just give ya’ll a video to watch. I’ve mentioned before my love for Craig Ferguson. But last night…. oh man…. last night he had the absolute most hilarious interview ever. This was even better than the one with Denis Leary. I laughed so hard that I had to find the video today so that I could watch it again. I missed 1/2 of it because I was laughing too loudly to hear. And I think I may’ve peed a little.
So hear it is… Sandra Bullock & Craig Ferguson and the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV in the longest time!!
Annie On Twitter
April 28, 2009 by Chris
Filed under Television
In my hodgepodge post last night, I mentioned that Annie from Celebrity Apprentice tweeted at me. Texan Mama, your comment about Wheel of Fortune totally cracked me up.
Since it WAS as exciting as I thought and more than one of you commented on it, (*giggles* ) it’s getting its own post. And yes I realize that it may just be some 10 year old kid screwing with me… but oh well.
Here’s what happened….
I went to her profile and saw something that made me laugh. So I sent out a tweet about it. It wasn’t directed at her, but had her name in it and she noticed it. The tweet said “LMAO @RealAnnieDuke from Celebrity apprentice calls herself a twat on her profile.“ LOL Totally worth tweeting, right?
Her response was - @TextImps I am nothing if not very aware of my bad qualities (or good depending on tour view of twats)
Bahahaaaaaa - So I tweeted back and said “@RealAnnieDuke At least you’re self-aware. Unlike Mr. “I listen to everyone Black” fyi - I’m rootin’ for you and Jesse.”
Yes, I’m rooting for her. I’m rooting for Jesse more and will stop watching if he gets fired. But Annie’s my 2nd choice.
Then… she moved over to the Celebrity Apprentice account. It’s apparently an account that they all share and switch off on each week.
Here are her 2 tweets that set me off:
“haha Very funny. Clint sucks. That was funny. That being said, I think Jesse is being unfair to Clint.” and then “Jesse never acted like that on Athena. I am surprised. I think Clint is right in being upset with Jesse.”
Me - @CelebApprentice He isn’t being unfair. He’s being truthful. Since when is it a bad idea to listen to the expert?
Annie - @TextImps you should listen to the expert. I agree. But just not answering Clint seems unfair. You have to work with people you don’t like.
Me - @CelebApprentice Agreed - Sometimes you gotta work WITH the boss, no matter how big of a jackass he’s being. Sometimes, tell him off imo.
I like to think that she didn’t answer back cuz I was right. *smiles*
New Site Design
January 23, 2009 by Chris
Filed under Site Design, Television
Hooooo-leeeeeeee-Cow!! I am FINALLY finished… I think….
I’ve been working for the past few days on a new layout/template/theme (whatever you wanna call it) for Text Imps. I think I’m finally finished. Well, until someone informs me that something’s broken. *crosses her fingers that it doesn’t happen* Or until someone says “Hey I have an idea for something you could add/change/delete”
So to all who blogged and/or commented in the past couple days, I haven’t forgotten you, I promise. I’m just sorta lagging. I have 40+ unread things in my reader and that’s scary for me. Usually I’m waiting and waiting for someone to pleeeeeeeease post something for me to read. But now, I’m totally behind and am worried I won’t catch up soon enough.
Plus I have to find a post & blog to feature next week on Text Imps. Man oh Man… Let’s hope there’s something good in that reader of mine or that someone submits something worth featuring.
But for now, I’m takin’ my ass to bed! It’s almost 3am and I have to get up at 7. Yuck!
Sidenote - If you can find a copy of Will Smith on David Letterman around Christmas time, you’ve GOTTA watch it. I sat here and laughed my ass off to the point of having tears running down my face.
Sidenote2 - Today was a great day. No injuries Hahaha But the night isn’t quite over. I still have to stoke the fire and walk to my bed. Who knows what’ll happen between now & when I arrive in Sleepy Land.



























































