Dude! What Happened?

No, seriously? Whaddup yo?

Usually, when I post, ya’ll start leaving comments within 15 minutes. I’m a total comment junkie. I leave my e-mail checker open all day so that I can be informed of new comments immediately!! And get all goose-pimply when I get a new one.

Well, yesterday, I posted and *sigh* I still only have one comment. (Update - 2 now) Where’d you go??? LOL

My tinyurls were broken yesterday. Comment luv was broken every time I left a comment somewhere else. Did my reader updates break, too? Is that it? Were you just not informed?

Was it the prizes? Are they THAT bad? Hahaaa

Fill me in cuz I’m over here scratching my butt head and wondering where all of my super duper beautifully gorgeous commenters went.

Was it the lack of the word vagina that did it?? That was it… wasn’t it? LOL Well, fine. I guess I’ll tell you what happened to me today.

I had to go in for a postpartum checkup so I could get the ball rolling and get my tubes tied. I found out that my doctor is retiring at the end of April. Because of some stupid law around here, I have to first sign a paper. Then, I have to wait 30 days before they can do the procedure. Since my doctor is retiring, he’s not going to be able to do the procedure and blah blah yadda yadda… new doctor… gonna take WAY longer… Fertile Myrtle needs some birth control!!!!

This woman starts telling me some of my options and she’s telling me about the Nuvaring (or something like that) She’s trying to explain how easy it is to use and how effective it is and the in’s and out’s *giggle* of how you insert it. And of course all I’m hearing is “vagina vagina vagina” and I’m totally thinking about vaginal irrigation and trying my hardest to not laugh.

But, I finally decided to go with the shot. (Shhh don’t tell the Ol’ Man! He says it makes me hateful) And FYI - Had a pregnancy test done… and no… not pregnant… duh… LOL

Sooooooooooo?????? Are you gonna enter my giveaway or what, yo???

**UPDATE** Okay - Something is wonky @ youtube. So, as long as you PROMISE you at least WATCHED the video you can leave comments on the giveaway post to be entered.

My First Giveaway

UPDATE — Contest Over –
My random generator thingy says that Petra is winner #1 and Samsmama is winner #2.
Email your addies to textimps [at] gmail [dot] com and tell me whatcha want. Petra gets first choice so, Samsmama, if you pick the same thing as Petra, I’ll write back and have you pick something else.
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Yay! WooHoo!! A Giveaway!!! Now… Don’t get too excited. I’m not giving away a car or a trip to Maui or anything like that. Actually, your “cost” to join is a better reward than my prizes. But, I’m totally doing this anyways.

For the past couple of days, I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of hoops to make ya’ll jump through before you could enter to win my magnificent prizes. And then, this morning, something awesome happened. My favorite pig… yes, I have a favorite. Don’t you?… My favorite pig posted a new video on YouTube.

So, when I saw that he’d posted a new video, I ran (errr clicked) as quickly as I could to go watch the new video. In the middle of my hysterical laughter, a lightbulb went off. I’ll make ya’ll watch the new video!! What could be easier? What could be more entertaining?? Absolutely nothing!

I totally love Putnam Pig. I found him about a month ago. He’s 100% kid friendly & that’s very hard to find on the net. My kids love him so much that every time he posts a new video, I have to download it and put it on their mp4 players. And, even though I’m a grown woman (shut it) he makes me laugh so hard that I have to pause his videos and wipe the tears from my face before I can continue watching. I.love.that.pig!!!!

When my son started his blog, he told me to put Putnam’s website in his links. Within hours, Putnam stopped by and left a comment. I thought that was completely awesome! Then, somehow or another, he found ME and left a comment here, too. I felt like a celebrity had stopped by. LOL

Then, I found out he does the whole twitter thing, too! Oh my gosh!! He tweets at me!! Don’t be jealous!!!

Ok… I’m rambling now. Sorry, but, I love that pig I tell ya!!!

The video is an entry for a contest. Everyone’s suppose to lip sync to the song Toxic by A Static Lullaby. (Yes, a remake of whats-her-face’s song) And the winner is like TOTALLY gonna become famous. I want Putnam to win because I think he’s awesome! The more publicity the better! Everyone who has a kid & a computer should know about him & I want to try and do my part to make sure that happens.

So….. the prizes…..

I bought some neat calendars for myself the other day. Then I decided that maybe ya’ll would like them as much as I did. So… I went back and bought more to give away. You can click on the pictures to see a bigger picture with more detail. Except for the planner, they’re all 16-month calendars.

First up is the Maxine calendar. This chick cracks me up! I hope I’m as cool as her when I hit her age.

Next we have a Happy Bunny calendar. The bunnies are hilarious & this is one of my favorites.
Anita totally speaks to my inner woman. Click on the picture and read the front of the calendar and you’ll see what I mean.
Last but not least is the coolest of my finds. This is a family planner. It comes with a magnetic “thingy” so you can hang it on your fridge. You can “track” up to 5 people & it has more than 300 stickers. Woohooo!!!! STICKERS!!!
I’m gonna keep the contest open until midnight on March 7th. On that night, I will do the random number generator thing and I’ll pick 2 winners. Each winner will get to pick 1 of the calendars. (First number picked gets to go first)

I’m going to give you lots of ways to enter. But FIRST!!! you have to go watch Putnam’s video.

1 Entry - Leave a comment for Putnam on the video & rate it. (don’t mention me or he’ll totally think I’m stalking him.) Come back and comment here to let me know you’re done.

1 Entry - Watch more of his videos and tell me something you find funny about another video.

1 Entry Per Tweet - Tweet this giveaway no more than once every 12 hours. Leave a comment after each tweet.

2 Entries - Blog about this giveaway and/or how awesomely awesome Putnam is. Come back and leave 2 comments.

I think that’s it. LOL Now…. go watch the video & prepare to laugh your butt off!

**UPDATE** Okay - Something is wonky @ youtube. So, as long as you PROMISE you at least WATCHED the video (and tried to rate it) you can leave comments here to be entered in the giveaway. We’re going on the honor system here, people. I trust ya. *smiles*

I Miss My Sweety

Being a truck driver’s wife has its moments. Yes, it’s nice to not have that extra person to clean up after & cook for. But I’d trade that in in a heartbeat to have my honey home with me & to be able to see him daily.

I’d love to be able to send him messages throughout the day & quick notes to tell him that the kids & I are thinking about him.

Have you seen this new thing called the Peek? 20 bucks a month and no contract! I so want one!!
You, too? Well… check out this giveaway at Musings of A Housewife.